Inbox for Kaisou

[drewthetower]

This is August. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. Unless you're a jackass who decided to track down my personal info instead of using the business number, in which case fuck you.

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[callmekacchan]

[Feel free to question him on that, August. But he's currently shifted focus to the Stardew thing.]

Are those two things connected somehow?

[drewthetower]

Yeeeep. Apparently, the best way to figure that shit out the first time is serious bodily harm. When you can heal a fucking broken bone in like, days though...well.

[Do the math.]

[callmekacchan]

Are you saying you got run through in Stardew?

[drewthetower]

That tower had a fuckton of slimes and they'd wrecked a few bookcases. I wasn't paying attention and a giant one surged at me.

[So yes. Yes he is.]

[callmekacchan]

Damn. You lucked out. Anyone else would have been toast. So you just unlocked bird demon mode or whatever?

[drewthetower]

Basically. That's also when I realized just how strong my regen is. I get winded going up stairs but fuck, I can fall from ten stories and walk it off.

[callmekacchan]

[The wheels are turning in his head, August.]

You sound like you've tested that.

[drewthetower]

...I mean, Nox did sorta drop me when we were sparring a few weeks ago.

[callmekacchan]

So stabbing and being dropped from heights. Anything else you can somehow survive or is that as far as you've tested?

[drewthetower]

Falling off the back of a moving truck.

[. . .]

Don't ask.

[callmekacchan]

Telling me not to ask makes me want to ask.

[drewthetower]

Basically I was a smartass and one of the guys back in Solor decided to test me. I won.