This is August. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. Unless you're a jackass who decided to track down my personal info instead of using the business number, in which case fuck you.
[He's not serious, honestly. More exasperated than anything else, and really doubting a tailored suit even makes a difference. Yeah, he's grinning right back in return.]
All right, fine, let me at least call the pizza place around here and then you can yell at me on where to put shit in my condo.
[Goooooonna just pull up shit on his phone-]
Any specific toppings or are we gonna pray their cheese pizza won't be a monstrosity to mankind?
When we came out of the Egyptian underworld and I realized the bird I made with the shadows turned into a real bird and then Julian got attached. Her name's Helena.
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Because that's what I am. We're meeting for measurements and shit once you're all moved in.
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All right, fine, let me at least call the pizza place around here and then you can yell at me on where to put shit in my condo.
[Goooooonna just pull up shit on his phone-]
Any specific toppings or are we gonna pray their cheese pizza won't be a monstrosity to mankind?
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[He pauses for a long moment, looking between Julian and Helena. Points at them-]
Do we just uh... let them do their own thing in the meantime? When did you fucking start hoarding crows, August?
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