Inbox for Kaisou

[drewthetower]

This is August. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. Unless you're a jackass who decided to track down my personal info instead of using the business number, in which case fuck you.

Comments

[drewthetower]

hey at any point did I say I minded

I don't mind. I don't know how to help other that letting you panic at me and like. food or letting you talk me into finally watching Magical Girl Alisa but I don't mind.

[whiteshroud]

[....]

Thanks August.

[He pauses. It's only fair he opens up a little bit, even if he can't share all the details]

When I was younger, having abilities caused a lot of bad things to happen to me. So when I moved to Kaisou with my dad, I tried really hard to live a normal life.

[So. That's why he pretended not to know anything for so long]

[drewthetower]

oooooh

[He is going to assume Jun does not mean simple bullying. Fucking hells.

(He feels slightly like a jerk but also he couldn't have known that's why Jun kept it a secret.)]

yeah okay that's fair. I would offer to fight someone for you but we all know how that'd go

[whiteshroud]

Yeah, please don't do that.

[It's not even a remark about August's abilities. He doesn't want anyone going near whatever remains of Krusnik]

Other than visiting the gate, I really haven't dabbled into anything paranormal. So I don't know why this is happening to me.

[drewthetower]

and I don't think hanging around me and Julian would be enough for all of that to start happening, either

and if it WAS, why the hell am I not getting any weird shit happening to me? I GREW UP knowing this shit was real and raised Julian from an egg so like

yeah

[whiteshroud]

Do you....want weird church-related stuff to start happening to you?

[Cause you sound a little jealous august!!]

[drewthetower]

fuck no I'd break out into hives. possibly literally.

but I would like telepathy!!

[whiteshroud]

[pffft]

I also have telekinesis.

[drewthetower]

oh fuck you!!! all I got is a *bird* and yeah I love him but come on!!!

[whiteshroud]

Haha, sorry August.

Look on the bright side, if all this church stuff keeps escalating, I'll be seen as much crazier than you.

[Because nobody is crazier sounding than the people who claim they got jesus powers]

[drewthetower]

nah

if people start saying THAT I'll just act weirder

[whiteshroud]

Ha

You like being the town weirdo that much huh?

[drewthetower]

nope, I'm just good at it. 22 years of practice!

[whiteshroud]

22 years and you still haven't figured out telepathy.

[Saying that 100% to fuck with him]

[drewthetower]

I have many small sharp objects and I know how to stab them into things

:P

[whiteshroud]

Yeah, and I can do that with my brain. (～￣▽￣)～