This is August. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. Unless you're a jackass who decided to track down my personal info instead of using the business number, in which case fuck you.
[Especially experience that isn't doing really terrible things to them while on assignment from the Emperor.
There's a telltale '...' as Hunter replies, then deletes his text, then tries again. He isn't really sure what this thing is, not when he shouldn't have a palisman to begin with.]
yeah if he's just a bird and not a familiar you're fucked. cardinals aren't like especially *smart* and are actually illegal to keep as a pet unless you're licensed
[Oh, great, this all sounds more complicated than he expected. It sounds like the rules for familiars (and by extension palismen) are different, but he isn't sure if that's what the bird really is. He just knows Rascal is insistent on sticking around him, even when he shouldn't.]
No, I'm not. What happens if I'm breaking the law by having him?
[Confiscation is the absolute last thing he wants to see happen. That's actually rather terrifying to him - who knows what could happen to the palisman here.
... So this isn't all that different than back home. He needs to do whatever he can to make sure the bird stays safe.]
honestly idk anymore I thought this was my personal number but WHO KNOWS I just tapped the "new message" alert.
anyway if you're on Libra I'd bet real money there's something weird with your cardinal even if you don't know it, so any costs or w/e would be like. helping next time there's a problem or possibly running errands for me.
Look, I just got here, I don't have any better an idea of how these things work yet.
[He'll figure it out eventually, though. He's like that.]
Alright. I'll keep that in mind. Errands aren't unfamiliar to me.
[Hell, these would probably be infinitely safer than any assignments he went on back home, and it's a small price to pay if things really go south and he needs to keep the bird safe.
He deliberately doesn't comment on that whole something weird with your cardinal. The people around here don't need to know he's magic, that's just asking for trouble for both of them.]
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drewthetower) wrote2022-01-05 05:37 pm
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wait is he a bird or a familiar
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[Especially experience that isn't doing really terrible things to them while on assignment from the Emperor.
There's a telltale '...' as Hunter replies, then deletes his text, then tries again. He isn't really sure what this thing is, not when he shouldn't have a palisman to begin with.]
He's a bird.
[There. That's safer.]
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which *I* am, sorta, but *you* probably aren't
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No, I'm not. What happens if I'm breaking the law by having him?
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... So this isn't all that different than back home. He needs to do whatever he can to make sure the bird stays safe.]
What would you want in exchange?
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anyway if you're on Libra I'd bet real money there's something weird with your cardinal even if you don't know it, so any costs or w/e would be like. helping next time there's a problem or possibly running errands for me.
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[He'll figure it out eventually, though. He's like that.]
Alright. I'll keep that in mind. Errands aren't unfamiliar to me.
[Hell, these would probably be infinitely safer than any assignments he went on back home, and it's a small price to pay if things really go south and he needs to keep the bird safe.
He deliberately doesn't comment on that whole something weird with your cardinal. The people around here don't need to know he's magic, that's just asking for trouble for both of them.]