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Private convos or messages! These messages may or may not be delivered by raven. Julian's nice like that.

Yeah, I know. It wasn't my best tactical decision.

[Yet somehow not his worst. This is why Jun requires adult supervision]

Calling that "not your best" is like saying getting run through with Bel's sword "kinda hurt".

[A beat.]

That, uh. That was consensual stabbing. It's a demon thing.

[....]

Not to kinkshame you, but why are you telling a man of the cloth this.

[Julian loses it, the traitor bird.]

Wha--holy shit Jun, no. One, Bel's wife woulda killed me. Two, that is my demon aunt.

[GROSS.]

No, like, fuck, I needed to get run through to figure out how to transform, shit!

Ah, so that's what it was.

[he says. So innocently. Like he didn't already know!]

Saying "consensual" and "demon thing" made it sound otherwise.

[August just throws the paper the box of wagashi birds was wrapped in at Jun's head.]

I thought men of the cloth weren't supposed to know what kinkshaming even was, ass.

[Leans out of the way so the paper goes sailing past]

Haha, of course we are! We're allowed on the internet, and don't forget the church is the original kinkshamer.

I just can't engage in those activities myself.

Edited 2021-11-17 17:57 (UTC)

...God, it is the original kinkshamer, isn't it. Fuck. This is why I'm pagan.

August, don't lie.

You're not nearly successful enough in romance for that to be the reason you're a pagan.

[Yeah no August lunges for Jun from the other side of the table, reaching for him to playfully punch his arm or mess up his hair or something.]

I'm gonna dunk you, I swear.