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[drewthetower]

This is August. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. Unless you're a jackass who decided to track down my personal info instead of using the business number, in which case fuck you.

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[drewthetower]

Literally the only extra layer is the cloak, you big baby. No, we're tailoring this and you are wearing it next chance you can.

[sassery]

[ROLLS HIS EYES DRAMATICALLY AND SCOFFS.]

Like hell! Where the fuck would I even need to wear something as stupid as that? Halloween already came and went, dumbass.

[drewthetower]

Damn near any formal occasion? You are one of the lucky bastards that can make anything look good and appropriate, okay, and like hell am I gonna let you ignore that!

[sassery]

August, the last formal event I was invited to was almost eight years ago, when my cousin was getting married and she and her husband wanted a formal black and white dress code.

[Making a disgruntled noise!!] Jesus Christ though, you really aren't gonna let me get outta this one, are you?

[drewthetower]

And again, with the bullshit of the last year you never know when you'll need a formal suit. You're not getting out of this one.

[sassery]

[Yeah, no, August is getting the biggest huff in annoyance!!]

You are the biggest pain in the ass, why are you my adopted little brother again?

[But, yeah, he's kidding, as seen by him not really fighting August about taking the whole thing out and getting all the measurements done for that.]

[drewthetower]

[Yeah, if Nox was serious about it August would have let it drop. As it is, he just grins.]

Because that's what I am. We're meeting for measurements and shit once you're all moved in.

[sassery]

[He's not serious, honestly. More exasperated than anything else, and really doubting a tailored suit even makes a difference. Yeah, he's grinning right back in return.]

All right, fine, let me at least call the pizza place around here and then you can yell at me on where to put shit in my condo.

[Goooooonna just pull up shit on his phone-]

Any specific toppings or are we gonna pray their cheese pizza won't be a monstrosity to mankind?

[drewthetower]

Anything less than pepperoni is a sin to mankind and not even hell wants it. Otherwise, no mushrooms and we're good.

[sassery]

Long as you don't hate sausage, I'm happy.

[He pauses for a long moment, looking between Julian and Helena. Points at them-]

Do we just uh... let them do their own thing in the meantime? When did you fucking start hoarding crows, August?

[drewthetower]

When we came out of the Egyptian underworld and I realized the bird I made with the shadows turned into a real bird and then Julian got attached. Her name's Helena.