Inbox for Kaisou

[drewthetower]

This is August. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. Unless you're a jackass who decided to track down my personal info instead of using the business number, in which case fuck you.

Comments

[callmekacchan]

Everything about the other me is upsetting.
I don't think it's possible to see anything worse than I already have.
Are you free later today?
My last class ends at 3 today.

[drewthetower]

yeah I'm done with classes so I've just been finishing up cosplay piece commissions. my place, your place, the park, wherever?

[callmekacchan]

Definitely not my place.
I'd rather not risk upsetting my roommate.
Park maybe?

[drewthetower]

sure

btw the goose is a being of pure chaos do not approach it

[callmekacchan]

Okay??
I'm not going to try to fight a goose or whatever.

[And yet his first thought is that this is why August is warning him?]

[drewthetower]

I said nothing about fighting the goose

but don't fight the goose

[callmekacchan]

I'm not gonna fight the goose!!



Unless it fights me first.

[drewthetower]

dude

as someone who grew up on and will inherit a bird sanctuary

I am legally obligated to tell you that fighting the goose will end with you in the hospital and fined

[callmekacchan]

Look, if a goose is trying to kill me it's getting punched.
But fine.
We won't go to the park.
Denny's?

[drewthetower]

sure

also concerned that I said "don't fight the goose" and your response was "okay then no park"

[callmekacchan]

If I'm not around the goose I can't fight it.
Problem solved.

[drewthetower]

or you could just

NOT fight the goose????

[callmekacchan]

I don't know what the problem is here. If the end result is I don't fight the goose, does it matter how I achieved it?

[drewthetower]

most people would just not fight the goose not remove themselves from where the goose is

[callmekacchan]

I don't know what to tell you.
I'm not most people.
There is always at least a 25% chance of a fight wherever I go.
Can't rule out the fight being with the goose.
So Denny's it is.

[drewthetower]

[Okay, credit for self-awareness.]

works for me, I need to eat anyway

[callmekacchan]

My treat.
Since you're doing me a favor.
Can probably be there by 3:30

[drewthetower]

ooh thanks. see you there.

[Look August will never say no to free food, okay? And he will absolutely be there whenever Katsuki gets there.]

[callmekacchan]

[Katsuki is there on time and finds the booth August is at, sliding in across from him.]

You order yet?

[drewthetower]

Just a drink. I'm still trying to figure out what some of this crap is.

[callmekacchan]

I'd stick with something you know. Some of the things in here are questionable at best.

[drewthetower]

Man, I can't be sure anything on his menu is shit I know.

[But he'll settle on a burger eventually. That's gotta be safe, right?]

Do you want to use the camera on me first, so you can see what I mean about how it works?

[callmekacchan]

[The burgers seemed fine last time he was here at least?]

Yeah. Just tell me how to do it.

[drewthetower]

[August pulls a Polaroid camera out of his bag.]

Literally just point and click. Warning, it might show something gruesome when you take the picture of me.

[callmekacchan]

Got it.

[He's not backing out now. So he takes the camera, aims it at August and clicks the button.]