Inbox for Kaisou

[drewthetower]

This is August. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. Unless you're a jackass who decided to track down my personal info instead of using the business number, in which case fuck you.

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[whiteshroud]

What the fuck?

No! What happened?!

[drewthetower]

*I* am fine don't worry about that

but I got this weird ass camera the other day, I took a picture of Yuu with it and it showed something that happened *before they got here*. obviously I had them take a picture of me with it

yeah apparently this other me got ran through with a giant fuck off bone sword AND AGREED TO IT from what I remember so like

[whiteshroud]

Your other self agreed to being impaled by a bone sword.

I'm not sure what else to say besides that's pretty fucked up.

[drewthetower]

yeah and apparently your other self might not have been a good guy

if we "deviated" because we're not doing stupid shit like THAT I think I'm good thanks

[whiteshroud]

Good point....

[....]

If you agree to get impaled in this lifetime, I am allowed to kinkshame you right?

[drewthetower]

what the FUCK Jun I was DRINKING

yes

yes you are

but only because we're friends

[whiteshroud]

How am I supposed to know when you're taking a drink?

But alright. I'll be sure to remember that.

So a camera that can show events from other worlds huh?

[drewthetower]

if they're on the app yeah. girl in my lit class just got a really cute photo

[whiteshroud]

[...]

Can I get a photo?

[drewthetower]

if you're sure yeah. maybe bring like ice cream or tell me what you want for take out or something though just in case

[whiteshroud]

Thank you.

I'll bring milkshakes.

[drewthetower]

any time, man

-> Action

[whiteshroud]

[Less than ten minutes later, there's a flash of blue light as Jun appears in August's room-- milkshakes in hand]

Hey.

[drewthetower]

You are so lucky I'm getting used to that.

[And wasn't in the middle of work. He's cleared it all up and has the camera in his hands. Julian is on his perch, just watching.]

I have like three different food options on DoorDash ready to go if we need more than milkshakes after this. You ready?

[whiteshroud]

[He'll smile as he hands the milkshake. No guilt over the teleporting! None at all!]

Haha, well I ate plenty at the party, but feel free to order something for yourself.

[And right the photo] ...Yeah, I want more information.

[drewthetower]

[Jun is his favorite. August has some of his shake before pointing the camera at Jun.]

Here's hoping it's not, yanno, horrifying.

[And click! The photo pops out of the front after a moment. August takes it, but he refuses to look at it first. It's Jun's past life or whatever.]

[whiteshroud]

Fingers crossed...

[Out of habit, Jun will smile politely at the camera. Internally though, he's bracing for something freaky to show up in the photo. Surely something church related or something proving there's something freaky. But it's important to know more right? So he'll reach out and take the photo to have a look-]

-- What?

[He sounds surprised by what he sees. He stares at it a moment before showing it to August. It's....a photo of completely normal students hanging out in front of a school. Other than Jun's green hair, there is nothing weird about the image. ]

It's a normal photo?

[WHERE'S THE CULT SHIT??? WHAT???]

[drewthetower]

[. . .

Yeah, August is equally "what the fuck".]

I mean...can't be in a weird Jesus cult all the time? I guess? Do we wanna try this one more time or--what the hell.

[whiteshroud]

I don't think you can do a cult part time.

[N-Not that he thinks it's a cult! But whatever whatever. This is weird and Jun wants to get to the bottom of this]

Mm. Let's take another one.

[drewthetower]

I mean, obviously this is of you as a teenager so they probably had to, like, send you to school and shit or else?

[Photo number two, coming right up!]

[whiteshroud]

Yeah, I guess that's true....

[Jun will take this photo, glance at it, and immediately show August. It's the same group of kids, this time sitting at a lunch table in a cafeteria as they eat lunch. You can see Jun's face in this one and he looks like how Jun usually looks when he's happy. He's even got a packed lunch that looks like the ones Jun would make, albeit it's more basic in both foods and presentation than what Jun usually makes these days.

But all in all? You couldn't find a photo more normal.]

It did it again.

[drewthetower]

...okay, take a photo of me. I have a milkshake, if it's terrible I'll manage. Maybe it's just broken?

[whiteshroud]

Mm, good idea.

[He'll take the camera from August, taking a moment to adjust his hands and figure out how to take a photo- it's not like uses polaroid cameras all that much! But he gets it soon enough]

Say cheese.

[Snapping a photo!]

[drewthetower]

[And the photo is of August (with white hair??) draped over another guy in an RV, with a different (also white-haired but alarmingly pale) guy and a person with green curly hair at a table. August and Pale Guy seem to be talking about god knows what, Julian is perched on the other guy's shoulder, Green Hair is so obviously Done With This Shit, and there is a weird robotic cat on the table.

August just sorta stares.]

...okay well I sorta recognize the guy I'm all over, but. Uh.

[whiteshroud]

[Jun looks at the photo, making a face. Oh God, is that August all over another dude?? Like a boyfriend or--

No. No can't be. Can't computer]

Yeah, that settles it. Camera's broken. Maybe possessed.

[THROW IT OUT]