Inbox for Kaisou

[drewthetower]

This is August. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. Unless you're a jackass who decided to track down my personal info instead of using the business number, in which case fuck you.

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[drewthetower]

no I called any being who thinks humans will just. be productive and live up to their expectations stupid and if God is omniscient that means He knows better

[whiteshroud]

[a pause]

This feels like projection.

Did someone tell you to be more productive August?

[drewthetower]

no

[A delay.]

okay so maybe some cranky asshole is getting pissed because it takes time to sew shit and they don't wanna wait that long but that has nothing to do with this

[whiteshroud]

Oh, well. If you're sure.

[Just checking!! He pauses]

When a being grants you power, it usually comes with strings attached. I guess I'm just have some concerns to what the strings attached to mine might be.

[drewthetower]

only if you agree to it. if they just shove it at you then they can't expect fuck all

[whiteshroud]

That's the thing. What if my other self did agree to it?

[drewthetower]

you're not him

[whiteshroud]

Are you sure?

[drewthetower]

duh. you have friends that guy didn't for one

[whiteshroud]

[....]

Are you implying I have no friends in my other life?

[drewthetower]

no?? just that the friends you have now are different??

Jun you're doing that thing where you take the worst possible option from the list

[whiteshroud]

[August hit the nail on the head with that one, and Jun realizes that. It's a bad habit of his. ]

You're right, I'm sorry. Dammit.

[drewthetower]

it's okay, not like you do it on purpose and today clearly sucked.

[whiteshroud]

Yeah...the food was good though.

[So the party had that going for it!! He pauses]

You ever see the Final Destination movies?

[drewthetower]

nope. if I wanna travel I needed to not grow up terrified of planes and shit. why?

[whiteshroud]

I see. Well in those movies, the characters do something to cheat death, and then the rest of the movie things to keep trying to kill them in order to correct it.

What if what's happening to us is because we deviated from some intended course?

[drewthetower]

like what, getting run through with a giant fuck off bone sword?

wait did I tell you about that

[whiteshroud]

What the fuck?

No! What happened?!

[drewthetower]

*I* am fine don't worry about that

but I got this weird ass camera the other day, I took a picture of Yuu with it and it showed something that happened *before they got here*. obviously I had them take a picture of me with it

yeah apparently this other me got ran through with a giant fuck off bone sword AND AGREED TO IT from what I remember so like

[whiteshroud]

Your other self agreed to being impaled by a bone sword.

I'm not sure what else to say besides that's pretty fucked up.

[drewthetower]

yeah and apparently your other self might not have been a good guy

if we "deviated" because we're not doing stupid shit like THAT I think I'm good thanks

[whiteshroud]

Good point....

[....]

If you agree to get impaled in this lifetime, I am allowed to kinkshame you right?

[drewthetower]

what the FUCK Jun I was DRINKING

yes

yes you are

but only because we're friends

[whiteshroud]

How am I supposed to know when you're taking a drink?

But alright. I'll be sure to remember that.

So a camera that can show events from other worlds huh?

[drewthetower]

if they're on the app yeah. girl in my lit class just got a really cute photo